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John had to pee. Then he had to two too.

It seems very soon a gallon of gas is going to cost as much as a cup of coffee at Starbucks. This is now a national problem. Starbucks or gas for work…Starbucks or gas for work!!! What will we do?

She said: ” I’ll entertain them with my pair o D’s.”

Now that Obama has clinched the nomination and Hillary has indicated she may be available for VP I wonder what would happen to Bill if they won the election. He would now become the spouse of the Vice President. One of the VP’s spouse jobs is to hold teas for visiting VIP wives. Would he

1. Host the teas
2. Not host the teas
3. Host the teas but try to get the VIP spouses naked
4. Not host the teas and try to get the VIP spouses naked.

Do proctologists have “Golden Glove” awards?

Currently, HBO has a movie “Autism:The Musical”. This is no joke. However, given the many types of spinoffs there is ample room to create your own spinoff. Here are a few of mine.

“Alzheimer Jeopardy”

“Parkinson: The Race”

“Lou Gehrig: The Oratory”

“Shaker Family Fued”

For those of you who have not already done it (taxes) beware the ides of April.

Finally! Something has happened to amuse me enough to write about it.

The local grocery store has a new policy whereby they have to input birthdays to the system when someone buys alcoholic beverages.

Since I am obviously over 21 they don’t ask me for ID. My usual response is: “2-6-42″ which feels strange because the person asking me is about 18 and too young to buy the booze themselves.

Today when requested I gave the same answer. The clerk inputted the data. After a slight pause (and trying to be funny) I said:”That’s 1842.” I’ll be darned. The clerk just said “Oh” and started to input the new data.

I hope someone finds the date in their files.

One thing I got on my birthday was a card from S & C from Austin. It said: “ Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.”

Can’t argue with that logic.

Upon rereading I focused on the “people who have the most” part and thought:

I have the most. Great family and great friends. I feel blessed.

Poor Bach. He wrote some of the best music but must have never made much money on it because people tell me he was very baroque.